Tough Sell (42 of 50, 100 word post)

“He’s a wonderful child, honestly. Wonderful. It’s a shame he’s not yet been taken home. You can see how healthy and attractive the young man is. No, I’m sorry, I don’t believe it would be wise to put your fingers in his mouth. Well, for one thing it’s very unsanitary. Show him your teeth Peter. One moment Mr. Peterson. As you can see Mr. Peterson, good strong, healthy teeth. No, sir I never meant to imply you were unsanitary, it’s just that the boy can become unexpectedly, and uncontrollably…carnivorous, at which time any meat, dead or alive, may be…in peril.”