Self-Diagnosis (20 of 50, 100 word post)

I think I have a problem with attention. I don’t believe it’s a disorder, but I feel it is deficient. I am restless, but it isn’t in my legs nor is it in any way a syndrome. I’m often fatigued, but I do not believe it is chronic nor, once again, do I believe it is a syndrome. I don’t suffer from oppositional defiant disorder which is a childlike reaction against authority, but I sometimes wish I did. If you have to pin me down, I guess I’d go with narcissistic personality disorder. It’s the only disorder worthy of me.