From The Further Adventures of Orson Orson Chandler--Recap Pt. 2 (38 of 50, 100 word post)

I caught a glimpse of more pro-Confederate paraphernalia at the old house before I was thanked by a mysterious ‘benefactor’, knocked out and sent on an all-expense paid trip to Key Largo. My luck with landladies held up as Mrs. Harper, my polyglottal, but seemingly deaf, hostess presented me with my purloined key, some money and a ticket to John Pennekamp National Park. At the park, I took a boat trip out to snorkel the reef, which featured a sunken statue of Jesus. There I lost my lunch, then lost a mermaid in an underwater chase ending at the statue.